![]() With his trademark green miniskirt and matching cape, the Doctor became an instant hit, and was able to spread his services to a much wider audience. Cage claims Doom owes him some money.įor many years, his genius went unnoticed and unrewarded, but that all changed when the daughter of one of his patients forwarded the Doctor for a Nobel Prize. ( i.e., hooking them up to cybernetic devices and turning them into unfeeling killing machines. He first entered the media spotlight because of his innovative methods of treating pain in the elderly. Mancunian GP famous for his caring, compassionate nature, Doctor Doom has made the Guinness Book of Records for his "care taking". Doom claims that by taking over the world, only then can he become powerful enough to remove all of the Thetans and save humanity from disease, poverty, war, mental illnesses, etc by removing all of the Thetans. He claims he can cure people by removing their Thetans, but Richards and the Fantastic Four keep getting in his way. Doom claims he CLEPPED out of those classes later and got his degree from a Diploma Mill called L. Anyone who disagrees with him over his right to call himself a Doctor, he will give a Rear Admiral Wedgie to them to teach them a lesson. He considers himself a genius because he did these things, and now calls himself Doctor Doom, despite the fact that he did not graduate from college and had nine credit hours left to fill in Humanities and Social Science. In order to disguise his dis-figuration he wore a mask and a fake mustache and beard. After that, he got even more angrier, and had a suit of iron armor made by Monks and he put on the face-plate while it was still white hot and burnt his face until it resembled a grilled-cheese sandwich. It scarred his face, but he felt that it was not enough. Angry at not being invited, he made an device to contact his dead mother being held prisoner by Xenu using his Scientology skills and Xenu blew up a themro grenade in his face. Two college students named Reed "Keith" Richards and Ben Grimm went on a panty raid at a nearby sorority and forgot to invite Victor. Richard was working on his PhD in World Domination minoring in Fascism, and was on the honor roll. He also has a strange fetish for fellatio in the middle of Broadway musicals while spanking a monkey. He is an arch-nemesis of both the Fantastic Four and the Get-Along-Gang. His younger sister died at the age of 6 from severe brain hemorrhaging as the result of massive head trauma from a donkey punch delivered by Brian Peppers. This makes him a master of technology and magic as an OTXI level powered Thetan. Victor studied the dark arts of Dianetics and learned all he could about Scientology. Doom (born Victor Von Doom) is the current ruler of Latveria and the result of an indiscretion involving a Latverian witch named Rita and Elvis Presley. Doom now looks very similar to Geraldo Rivera.ĭue to being the eldest direct descendant of Chivalry Hawkins, Dr. Doom, as pictured before he underwent re-constructive surgery. ![]()
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